A bee came into my classroom! It was the biggest fattest bumble bee I have seen. The kids were starting to notice.
I envisioned the impending chaos....this could get really ugly. I imagined kids running around screaming, terrorizing the hallways, the chaos spilling into other classrooms.....
Suddenly, something brilliant came out of my mouth: They only sting noisy kids. Sit very still and don't make any noise!!
HA! Ha! Luckily I was able to catch him pretty quickly in a cup and set him free.....er, free us of the potential chaos!!